![]() Perhaps even more egregious than its inherently repulsive premise is the fact that The Human Centipede 3: The Final Sequence is cinematically constipated… nothing happens for a long, long time and when it does, it’s just crap. And let’s just say: I didn’t love The Human Centipede 3: The Final Sequence. Either way, it’s a bit sad for those of us who lean toward the higher brow – entertainment worthy of our love comes few and far between. I’m not sure if that says more about shock-merchant Six or the movie-watching public. Each installment has proven popular, so he’s not bothered to even try to tackle any other subject matter. Surely Six subscribes to this view, as he’s milked this one-note phenomenon for all it’s worth, putting his every waking hour since 2009 into The Human Centipede franchise. Like it or not, bad publicity is better than none, or so they say. ![]() It’s hard to stand out as a filmmaker these days, and to come up with a totally original idea is even more of a feat. Once things do start going all ass-to-mouth, The Human Centipede 3 dishes us the usual gross-out fest that is unfortunately too little too late. I guess his yelling did at least keep me awake. Dieter Laser (the asshole Warden from Unit 731). 'This is beyond Medieval' - Bill Boss 'I don't pay you to tell me I'm not fine, I pay you to tell me that I'm perfect'. The whole affair comes off as lazy and offensive, if for no other reason than to try to be offensive. 'Centipede 3' is for everyone, everyone who's crazy enough to be fascinated by coprophagia and visuals of mouths being stitched to dirty, filthy assholes. Director Tom Six makes a cameo as himself, and Eric Roberts and Robert LaSardo also appear (why, I don’t know… unless their salaries were off the charts or they were being blackmailed).Īside from Laser walking around shouting the entire time (as if being loud is the only way to convey emotion) while just generally being a sleazy person, there’s zero to see here. Harvey, who appeared in The Human Centipede 2). He lords over the prisoners with his sadistic iron fist, watching over them from his ivory tower office where he employs Daisy, his perpetually sexually-harassed secretary (Bree Olson), and a nebbish, overweight and overworked accountant dubbed Dwight (Laurence R. He’s a bald and brutal top-of-the-lungs yeller who’s basically the bastard hate-child of Colonel Kurtz and Gunnery Sergeant Hartman with just a touch of Dr. Bush Prison, presided over by the insane and inhuman Warden Bill Boss (Dieter Laser, who appeared in The Human Centipede). The sick scene is set in the fictional George H.
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